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hey wut up 50 itz krazy can i be your friend???

we could have fun chillin in clubz an stuff i think itd be cool to be your friend .also..ireally want a wife. or just a gf can you help me out ...call me up my # is(403)783 7796 im in a mental hospital right now.but ill be out soon..and tell eminem wen you see em that im sorry for i wrote on his site..an tell dr.dre i wanna be afteramth..and tell shady i wanna be shady records an interscope
if you see them tell em that. o.k fifty im krazy......

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Re: hey wut up 50 itz krazy can i be your friend???

Hi Paris,
I am an attractive 6 foot 3 , 35 yr old, who is both business and creative minded, and very proud of his family and background. I have a good toned physique but white skin due to my Irish and Scottich ancestory. Im an Australian, with a good sence of humor and a family that has bred loyality, as i was with two 3 1/2 yr relationships. I have programmed since 1986 and am quickly adopting control system solutions to basic flash action script with the aim to be the best at websites, and am currently completing a Diploma. I have previously been dux of my high school and went well till 4th yr hons. My professors were world class robotic expert Dr Vishi Karrie and Nasa Professor Dr Walker, and a relationship that involved 90 percent of my time, and a miscarridge, caused me to change my hons project 3 times, ending with International Catamarines Tasmania, where they just couldnt agree on a design. I had priviate tuition in piano at a young age and was chosen for the Australian Childrens Choir, but latter decided to concentrated on my studies. I came 2nd in my state for the Australian Defence Force Academy, and believed extra curriculum work was essential, working in areas of suburb design to interior design as soon as leaving high school. Some of this work included drafting of 3 local suburbs, various smaller developments, pascal software solutions, a good start with many of the local engineers and architects, and a enjoyable recreational activty of security guard to all of the local Tassie Devil Backetball games. Since then i have worked as Ghost Software technical support, a Screen Printer, and as a personal assistant to a franchise of Shutters R Us. In my spare time, i enjoy rapping making 70 southpark remixes in just one year. I do this because my friends know me, as a fun loving guy that never turns anyone down, always able to offer positive suggestions to any problem, mine or yours. During Uni i did my assignments, then helped people that included some of the smartest people in Australia. One friend has now completed his Masters at the Canbera Uni and Hobart Alumni and recently opened his own solar cell manufacturing plant, and another just returned from 10 years as the head of SMF Australia. My other best mates work for BHP and another in Queensland. Recently i almost died of skin cancer, a 16mm x 12mm , 10 mm from my left eye, and decided to let them know, they were the smartest people i ever knew. I will never forget coming 2nd to them at the Uni bridge building contest with an I-Beam. Anyway, i worked every day of my holidays from Grade 10 till college, to uni, and was almost next Head Engineer of Goliath Australia. I have a daughter Eloise, who is now 10, and i hope that i can do something to make her proud, i have yet to see her. I want to enter the market, as an expert of myspace adds, then expand to complete a series of cartoons with a professional website that displays only the best of me. I think with your inspiration my dignity will proceed, and one step will lead to others. A second chance or a step for a new chance, depends on what your motive. My motive is to rise above the rest. And in doing so not take anyone down. If a computer game is a simulation of life, then life rules. But what happens on call of duty ctf, if u cant be beaten ? Time to move on, or time to take a stand. I have got into i chi gung for the past 10 years, and if i could say one thing to Paris, i would say dying at 100 is young to die. The taoist life is a life of magic and concidence. Its more a belief than a new age cure, and caring if others follow just isnt in the equation. I recently spent 3 months with cancer lying in a bed of crystals, circulating chi. Every part of my body ached till finally i jumped a 6 week cue, and got fixed up. But then couldnt walk for 2 months due to a possible dvt. I think it may have been more, but all blood results were fine. 16 months later a bit of it has grown back, but i did weights every day. And during the worst times, i did weights twice that day. I think that life always goes on, and i hope i can offer some advice to Paris in the future, or just get an inspiring comment to continue with. My Aunty lived all her life with my nan, and when she died she started to speak to her. My aunty was vice principal to a local school, and it was all new to her. She ended up running the local Spiritualism church, and often does trance addresses, flower readings, her own meditation classes, and healing in other parts of the world by phone call. I believe i chi gung offers that potential and more to say the least, and have no examples. I do have a knowledge of most types, but belief in your own ability outweights any judgement. When they look down, u can only look up, and their height makes no difference. What ya reakon Paris, would a rune reading interest you. Rap interests me.

Love Goo


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Re: hey wut up 50 itz krazy can i be your friend???

The morning awakens, of a beauty so bold,
The dreams of the night, rest gently not told,
The gold that has fallen, lay softly to one side,
Not a wealth, or even splendor, just a diamond and with a mind,
The longing of the carpet, for her gentle feet,
The wisdom of the journey, not one but whats called a treat,
She glistens in the sonlight, her hair spun rich of gold,
The birdies and the wizzels, the doggies and their thizzels,
Not long was such that time will tell, a kiss a many, the tink in her bell,
She loves the love and they love her, she loves them too, and they only want fur,
Woof woof says the first, and looks at her side,
But paris is precious, and she needs not to hide.
A cleaver, and a thinker, she looks on the rest,
She sits and she thinks and today will be the best.
A kiss to the head, of a soft hearted guy,
One glimpse of a glimmer, one look to the sky.
I smelt a smell of heaven, it smelt like new to me,
I saw a view of roses, we saw a chocolate three,
A taste began with envy, the taste begin with pride,
One thing left to another, and the night began to hide.
The sun had risen over, and the ray had shone its light through,
Only paris was at its calling, for the world loves only but you.

Super Goo


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Re: hey wut up 50 itz krazy can i be your friend???

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Hi Paris, i recently wrote a short story on my life, the path of chi, the tao, and sharing in the environment. My eye cancer, a shryinx, a stroke after celebrity jackpot at 100 hrs a week, and now just pains in my left arm and ear. I think eye cancer was worthy of a comment. Im looking forward to its return. Regards Goo

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Hey Goo
Love all your comments. You are so sweet. Love your big sunglasses in the pic to, they are very cool!
Love you
Paris
xoxo

Paris Hilton | Sep 1st

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But it is always more, doing the least to get the most achieved. If i say i have a pain somewhere, i cant be bothered saying it again, then with even more, to the next person. The skin cancer sort of grew back. But maybe a long time before it stops me from the trying new flash projects and stuff.

Just that they grow quickly and it starts to worry me sometimes when im not doing stuff. I had a GA years ago and was fine but after last time i had a GA plus gas and it sort of poisoned my system. I don't think i will ask for gas again.

Thanking you. Loves, Goo


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Hi Paris, i recently wrote a short story on my life, the path of chi, the tao, and sharing in the environment. My eye cancer, a shryinx, a stroke after celebrity jackpot at 100 hrs a week, and now just pains in my left arm and ear. I think eye cancer was worthy of a comment. Im looking forward to its return. Regards Goo

Hey Goo

Love all your comments. You are so sweet. Love your big sunglasses in the pic to, they are very cool!

Love you

Paris
xoxo

Paris Hilton | Sep 1st 2010

But it is always more, doing the least to get the most achieved. If i say i have a pain somewhere, i cant be bothered saying it again, then with even more, to the next person. The skin cancer sort of grew back. But maybe a long time before it stops me from the trying new flash projects and stuff.
Just that they grow quickly and it starts to worry me sometimes when im not doing stuff. I had a GA years ago and was fine but after last time i had a GA plus gas and it sort of poisoned my system. I don't think i will ask for gas again.

Thanking you. Loves, Goo


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Re: hey wut up 50 itz krazy can i be your friend???

Dear Paris,

Your beauty is unmatched on the planet as such, i saw in a twinkling a brightness to much, the look from that mirror and a visson of fame, your walk brings the flowers and the day to your name. Your hair is of beauty, your place to be proud, i want only the splendor your walk does abound. Your look has a brillance, and a coating of truth, you dont want that mirror, you want that one, and two. But i just want your beauty, you love every day, i want more from your feeling, i want your love to dismay. If i said that your pretty, would you look back and say hi, if i said that your pretty would you invite me to nigh. The party may party, and the end is not set, but love can still blossum, and love can forget. I want to say to dear paris, that your beauty is just real, one look is to die for, and my wording the seal. Your beauty brings sunlight, a drop of gold to the light, a wonder to marvel, and a wonder tonight. I dream of a river, all covered in gold, with your name at the entrance and the sticker said sold. Is there a place, and a kingdom of yours, tomorrow is the friendship and the future just yours, i care for your passion, and your love for the world. I care for your softness and i care for that shell. Your smile makes the birds just tweet to the day, you lips make the heavens just fall from the hey. I look to the future, u look to the past, lets step into a vision, lets hold hands till the last.

Lots of Love

Goo


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Good Morning Miss Hilton :

The morning awakens, of a beauty so bold,
The dreams of the night, rest gently not told,
The gold that has fallen, lay softly to one side,
Not a wealth, or even splendor, just a diamond and with a mind,
The longing of the carpet, for her gentle feet,
The wisdom of the journey, not one, but whats called a treat,
She glistens in the sunlight, her hair spun rich of gold,
The birdies and the wizzels, the doggies and their thizzels,
Not long was such, that time will tell, a kiss a many, the tink in her bell,
She loves the love and they love her, she loves them too, and they only want fur,
Woof woof says the first, and looks at her side,
But paris is precious, she needs not to hide.
A cleaver, and a thinker, she looks on the rest,
She sits and she thinks, and today will be the best.
A kiss to the head, of a soft hearted guy,
One glimpse of a glimmer, one look to the sky.
I smelt a smell of heaven, it smelt like new to me,
I saw a view of roses, we saw a chocolate three,
A taste began with envy, the taste begin with pride,
One thing left to another, and the night began to hide.
The sun had risen over, and the ray had shone its light through,
Only paris was at its calling, for the world loves only but you.

Super Goo

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The 2nd in the series lol.

Dear Paris,

Your beauty is unmatched on the planet as such, i saw in a twinkling a brightness to much, the look from that mirror and a visson of fame, your walk brings the flowers and the day to your name. Your hair is of beauty, your place to be proud, i want only the splendor your walk does abound. Your look has a brillance, and a coating of truth, you dont want that mirror, you want that one, and two. But i just want your beauty, you love every day, i want more from your feeling, i want your love to dismay. If i said that your pretty, would you look back and say hi, if i said that your pretty would you invite me to nigh. The party may party, and the end is not set, but love can still blossum, and love can forget. I want to say to dear paris, that your beauty is just real, one look is to die for, and my wording the seal. Your beauty brings sunlight, a drop of gold to the light, a wonder to marvel, and a wonder tonight. I dream of a river, all covered in gold, with your name at the entrance and the sticker said sold. Is there a place, and a kingdom of yours, tomorrow is the friendship and the future just yours, i care for your passion, and your love for the world. I care for your softness and i care for that shell. Your smile makes the birds just tweet to the day, you lips make the heavens just fall from the hey. I look to the future, u look to the past, lets step into a vision, lets hold hands till the last.

Love Goo


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10/2/2010 7:10 PM (GMT-04:00)
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Re: hey wut up 50 itz krazy can i be your friend???

Good Morning Miss Hilton :

The morning awakens, of a beauty so bold,
The dreams of the night, rest gently not told,
The gold that has fallen, lay softly to one side,
Not a wealth, or even splendor, just a diamond and with a mind,
The longing of the carpet, for her gentle feet,
The wisdom of the journey, not one, but whats called a treat,
She glistens in the sunlight, her hair spun rich of gold,
The birdies and the wizzels, the doggies and their thizzels,
Not long was such, that time will tell, a kiss a many, the tink in her bell,
She loves the love and they love her, she loves them too, and they only want fur,
Woof woof says the first, and looks at her side,
But paris is precious, she needs not to hide.
A cleaver, and a thinker, she looks on the rest,
She sits and she thinks, and today will be the best.
A kiss to the head, of a soft hearted guy,
One glimpse of a glimmer, one look to the sky.
I smelt a smell of heaven, it smelt like new to me,
I saw a view of roses, we saw a chocolate three,
A taste began with envy, the taste begin with pride,
One thing left to another, and the night began to hide.
The sun had risen over, and the ray had shone its light through,
Only paris was at its calling, for the world loves only but you.

Super Goo


Thanks, the 2nd in the series lol.

Dear Paris,

Your beauty is unmatched on the planet as such, i saw in a twinkling a brightness to much, the look from that mirror and a visson of fame, your walk brings the flowers and the day to your name. Your hair is of beauty, your place to be proud, i want only the splendor your walk does abound. Your look has a brillance, and a coating of truth, you dont want that mirror, you want that one, and two. But i just want your beauty, you love every day, i want more from your feeling, i want your love to dismay. If i said that your pretty, would you look back and say hi, if i said that your pretty would you invite me to nigh. The party may party, and the end is not set, but love can still blossum, and love can forget. I want to say to dear paris, that your beauty is just real, one look is to die for, and my wording the seal. Your beauty brings sunlight, a drop of gold to the light, a wonder to marvel, and a wonder tonight. I dream of a river, all covered in gold, with your name at the entrance and the sticker said sold. Is there a place, and a kingdom of yours, tomorrow is the friendship and the future just yours, i care for your passion, and your love for the world. I care for your softness and i care for that shell. Your smile makes the birds just tweet to the day, you lips make the heavens just fall from the hey. I look to the future, u look to the past, lets step into a vision, lets hold hands till the last.

Super Goo


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he said 2,..shall we ?

once i die
i get to say to paris he said 2, shall we, and have a dream of dinne perhaps

anything else, na not really.
cat wait o move south, topo many close environment here, might one day
Well, nothing if ur name is Ed.

I met a born again, once while hitchhiking, he cut me trees of wood, dragged out of my water, cut sheds of wood and gave me wood, he was making a hut on top of a hill near him, one log at a time.

Lucky i bumped into him.


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This message will self destruct in 5 minutes, irrelvent of comment, or contributing usage of related content. Just wrote a poem,..

I got, into this game on air, and i dont want to leave i dare, Thats right, do i dare you to go, why not, im not even there too slow, But thats not a way to take it , not today, not how i wake it, So then i go, but i said, but then i go, and you said, But it aint a knife, its cancer, if any other way, ill just tell your lead, I'll be looken back the track, if you wanna follow, stop now, im looken back, And if i fall, i dont care, i just roll over there, what then, over there, yeah i said its a dare. But its great, u see me care, yeah there goes a tear, but what if u care, I seen a room, and how u got there, i just want that spoon, and today the stare.


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Sorry to interrupt, in a legal case, on a 5yr RO, would running your full length backyard, and doing diving head buts into the fence, occasionally, be a plus or a minus.
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The issue was over the lawn between the properties, i had insurance, he didnt, over a lattice afixed, later he destroyed 15 fence boards and lied. He even put silicon on it to hold it up, 100 hits per day for 5 weeks on each nail.

Jims Mowing got abused 3 times, i said i should have been told, the wipper chord was hitting his parked car. I crimped all the wirse on the wire part, and fixed his shoddy work. But lost the mowing service. After 10 events of abuse, i used a mix of petrol and oil and mad sure no grass would cause the problem again.

I watered /flooded it down for ages, and then his son from army leave shouts at me, hell burn my house ot the ground, with seven others. They end up rining the police, and my mate jo witnessed it all.

On the ro it says, i had smart remarks for his son from the army, yes i told him to go,...

Anyway,
Many other factors also happened.

I just asked him if he wanted to go halves in weed mat, and sent him a bill, which he took to the police, who wouldnt accept my photos of the fence damage. I said or otherwise in it. I think they didnt like that. And a final demand letter. But at least after they initially repeatedly attacked me i didnt go a violent path..

The ro is almost finished now.
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At least,

He rang the police on me, for fence damage, while i shook it sarcasticlly for 2 seconds twice at 5 am on a sunday morning, when they wernt standing at it. It says 3 people, but its was more 5 or 6, or was. I was officer Buck Rogers.

He rang once, i rang over 100 times, and to the landlord.

The day of serving it, their entire family, and friends from up the street stood there and laughed at the fence as loud as they could. I called the police 10 times, and they ended up chasing three of them up the street.

I wrote to the court they made a mockery of the legal ro system, and i think it was adjorned for a few weeks, im not sure. My family had the ro, and when it happened, i didnt realize. I wasnt going anyway.

It all went a bit far after that.
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I dived for the phone once from outside, and they told me they would charge me for ringing, and that the people must be actually breaking your front door down before rining the emergency line.

At one stage, he jumped the fence, and damaged my back door lock, but in my dropped ro, i dropped that one, and cant use it again.

The fence was lined with large tresspassers will be prosecuted signs after that. Removal will be subject to prosecution. And one went missing just before court.
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They repaired it when i wasnt there, and left the one i put a crack in with a kick. The day it was fixed butler jammed a huge nail through it and split another one and into the new adjoining repair beam.

After the back door incident,

,...after my house was burlged, lost my voice box amp and guitar, and i was tapping sarcastically on the back door window to see if anyone might hear someone breaking in 5 meters away,..and report it 3 days later by a tradie arriving.

,...after they were standing at the back fence listening to my open lounge room window, and i heard her scream fuck, and she got expelled from my old school for a number of days, my aunty was ex vice pricipal of anotehr school, i was dux of a few years, but a long time ago.

When my parents were there, and a rock was thrown against the fence 20 cm away. After they left i kicked a crack in it. 70ty year olds had to move their car 100 meters up the street.

A police friends opinion of my photo fence damage is that it doesnt look like someone has kicked it cause its only every few boards that were destroyed.

In the end officer buck rogers had said i couldnt touch my own fence while Butler destroyed it. so i had to move out. I signed each fence board in texta Butler smashed and the date. Ex Police health forensics worker didnt really like me doing this , and started parking across the road each time he visited. I just wanted to sand it all off in the end, but just moved.

After no violence, and 15 attacks, I painted 666 on the front white letter box, and they all started talking hes satanic, my blinds were closed. Then after ages walked out there and sprayed it over, and painted a smiley face. I pointed its eyes looking up to the sky, and lied on the grass lookin up.

I seriously saw a 10 stadium size cloud, suddenly turn into a dohut. I sort of blinded and walked back inside saying to myself, in scare mode, thats odd. All that pressure also had negative effects on me.
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They wrote on a ro, that i was outside talking to myself, when i was reading the satanic verses out in enochian on a sunday to a cross in nails on the back fence.

I hated that drunk, and found it a good method of intimidation. This should never be done.
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I tried everything i could think of. Like incase of next attack, shave head, and carve three slits in each shoudler, might scare them into not attacking. And then setting up all my gardening tools along the shed, and needing a practice swing, to warm up, for my back back, each day for a while, and turnig the lights all on each night, for 1 week, after the one very nasty aattck to me.

I even got a call from the neigbours saying not to walk around with a mic and head set and gardening, na, when i tied a belt to my neck and had a hammer and garden saw in each hand. How dare they, i later let the landlord know what was going on. these neighbours even tried to ring me.

I mean, invasion of privacy to say the least.
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Title : Space Shuttle Paris

It had been a difficult day on the freshly polished tiled floor of the pretty pink space shuttle, and all had been going well. Paris and Goo had just got out of the spar when the phone rang, it was Earth, apparently Cy had made his move. A space shuttle had began launch countdown, and the entire space station Kennedy had been held at gunpoint. Somehow Cy had managed to organize five hundred small gangsata looking goodcharlotte groupies and had surrounded the space station. The leader Cy had to get his precious Paris back at all costs. But there was an asian infiltration unit, of elite ninja guards that use clocking technology and Goo had a little chuckle with Paris and says, how about we make him famous ? After another chuckle, one of the ninja gaurds had slipped onto the space shuttle now about to launch, and presses the stop button then disappears. A few seconds later Cy hears a sound that seemed to come from no where "So sorry",..and Goo puts his secret pin sparkely intercom back onto its hook. "Don't worry Paris, lets kill some people with the lazer guided system. I dont really want him on the space station anyway."


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Tuesday, December 07, 2004
The Study Of I Chi Gung
" The Path To Immortaility - Harnessing Internal Energy. "

" Chi Goo. "

A combination of Dragon - Tiger Classical theory and common Chi Gung I or Qi Guong. I have tried to substitute the complexity of the cycles with a basic energy pattern, and briefly examined possible extensions to what I would call, a more raw form of chi. The system is purely Nei Dan (mind) based, but can be extended into Wei Dan (body) forms . In the following text, also a range of page references, is an ordered examination of (1) the basic potential behind the Dragon Tiger classic 'Harmonizing the Yin and Yang', and (2) some of the historical background behind the gradual human recognition of chi. The focus of this text concerns the cultivation of interval energy, and the process of directing this energy to enhance the functions of the body. Possibly the modern age has overlooked this part of our history, so i hope the following is an accurate account of the information i have on the subject.

( 1. ) Harmonizing the Yin and Yang :

(A Pg 1)
" To age with the sun and moon and be renewed by spring and summer, to conserve the seeds of growth in autumn and winter, and to be nourished by the eternal breath of the Tao. These are the goals of the Taoism internal alchemist's, the masters in health, longevity, and immortality. "

(A Pg5)
" People became skeptical of external alchemy when they saw many patrons and proponents die of lead and mercury poisoning. Today we would not consider eating substances like mercuric sulphide, lead, quicksilver or cinnibar, but the belief of ingesting minerals to attain health and longevity is still around , one need only look at the list of minerals on the bottles of vitamin and diet supplements. "

(A Pg8)
" In internal alchemy, the ingredients and equipment of the alchemical process are entirely contained in the practitioners body. It is futile to make a pill or elixir of immortality from minerals or metals. So gradually they turned to techniques that changed the body from within the crucible of life itself. " ,... generally this process revolves around the belly button area, where your life force began.

(A Pg9)
" The Dragon - Tiger classic contains instructions for transforming and harmonising the yin and yang energies within the body. "

Internal alchemist's recognise three cauldrons :
" The Upper, Middle, and Lower. "

Internal energy has three main paths :
* The right to left foot energy circuit.
* The right to left hand circuit.
* The right to left eye circuit.

The larger percentage of right handed people is an easy example.

(A P13)
" The principle piece of alchemical equipment described in the Dragon - Tiger Classic is the cauldron. The cauldron consists of an upper and lower crucible. " ,... Its elements are extremely dangerous, since they linked to emotions. The orange and yellow charkras are most easily effected. The red 'always on' chakra is also influenced, but less effectively since it is a direct path to the macro orbit of i chi gung.

(A Pg20)
" The firing process, or chi focus is the key to making the Elixir of Immortality and sending it to the crucible. " ,... This is highly dependant on the biorhytem of the Earth and its inhabitants, and also under the assumption that there are seasonal changes to the flow of chi. The adhering to this complex ritual seems to invoke a preferences to a certain flow. This flow could be refered to as the zone, but the necessity of a strict practice could possible permit a purely individual zone.

" Due to at least two processes firing simultaneously, their effect occurs simultaneously as parallel processes. " ,... Simply put an atom has a structure of shells that differ in components, at regular intervals outward, yet they are abbrievated as random figure eight like shells. If a chi gung cycle is summarized and ended near the belly button, or the entrance to the lower crucible, the possibility for superposition effects increases, and as does the danger.

(A Pg58)
" Set up positions in the chamber of the spirit and the transformations will occur within. The chamber of the spirit consists of an upper and lower crucible. Establishing the positions means intertwining the female and male. In the transformation, cinnabar and mercury emerge, in the creation of cinibar and mercury, metal and earth are applied. The applications is not tied to the positions of the yin and yang components in the I Ching trigrams. " ,.. When in actual fact just recognition of this knowledge, and beliving in it, is all that is requied. The many components of the I Ching, and directional Ki Feng Shui, imply the existence of a 'bad' direction. The intended transformatiom in the crucible is of symbolic form, as obviously one would not actually eat mercury.

(A Pg125)
" The best metal is initially white, refine it and it will turn yellow, tame it and it will be transformed in the central place." ,... Once understood, taming is the battle. The mind does change, but only with experience. The view can change, but the mind does not have to.

(A Pg143)
" The emphasis on the firing process is not empty talk. " ,... it refers to the succession of internal alchemy .... perhaps the dangers involved not following a correct path outweigh the belief of an even better solution. Life is more important than complicating the soul with repeatitive routines, and no one has ever perfected the art of immortaility through cultivating internal energy.

(A Pg146)
" Absorbing the vapour of nature refers to absorbing the energy of the sun, moon stars, and anything else. The Shang-ch'ing school of Taoism, which flourished between the fourth and tenth century CE, believed that one can attain longevity and immortality by 'swalling' the essence of the celestial bodies and inhaling the vapours of the earth and its mist. " ,... a great inspirational analogy of an ideal belief system, but unfortunely the vibrations can play havoc with your inner self. The vibatrions exhibit the characterics of the chi from where it came.

(B Preface)
" T


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I Chi Gung

Monday, March 23, 2009
Introduction

Welcome to the Official I Chi Gung Website

I Chi Gung is not a martial art, although it allows you to share the concept and techniques of martial arts through chi absorbtion. I Chi Gung is a way of life, and way of thinking, that can create stability, inner peace, and calmness beyond that of any other discipline.

For many the study of I Chi Gung breeds inspiration and hope, however I Chi Gung can also create false beliefs and false hopes. It is not until you realize this, that you truely assimulate the path of the chi that is present. Not the path of the chi that has been absorbed, but a higher concept of chi that allows access to abilities that you never dreamed you had. Pick up a musical instument, and accidentally play the correct note, walk into a library, and accidentaly read the paragraph of the book that you wanted to read for a life time. This skill must be understood before it is mastered, else the sences of the human body may be overwhelmed, and the human mind is set into a ego mania state. The human mind is very fragile, and walking into a shop and winning the lottery, can be very emotionally dangerous to the psyc of a human mind. Quickly one to ten of these seemingly small and minor changes to the life style of the I Chi Gung practictioner, can be fatal to the mind of the unenlightened.

The most proven method to gain confidence in a life of I Chi Gung, is to accept fate, and bow to the will of god. This is a rather strange concept, but it is best for all intentional purposes. There are rules that must not be broken, to maintain stability in the universe of a larger sence. What if one person could bend a street light simply by thinking it. The world would be destroyed within a day.

If you know how to live forever, drop me a note. Nothing will go unanswered.

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Dear Paris, good morning my princess, good day to just you, angelic and appealing, you leave me a beau. An admirer as such, does please with your trust, paramour a sweet spark, to flame the true art. A smile is just tempting, and the eyes of your world. The day turns to wonder, as the proud take their stand. Miss perfect shall glimmer, a little spark of white light. Today is the journey, and the start of the fight. One leafs falls too gently, and that leaf hits the ground. One voice starts to shimmer, and one voice hits the town. Keep on smiling, smile smile then smile again,..

Lots of love Goo xoxoxo




Dear Paris, One day at a time, is how i play life, one day in your life, is worth more than a wife, I look to just beauty, and i look to the fame, i look to the eye lids, and kiss them in my name. Softly to sleep, the head rests with my care, tonight is just dreamtime, tomorrow the dare. Soon filled was the dreamland, green fields flowers and warm. The paris was in freedom, her worries were gone. The dreams turned to future, and what laid out for the day, whats shown was whats needed, if not only to stay. Many will pass by, not many will choose why, for only the lesson, is said to the sky. Love is a word, but honor is not heard, its called to start over, and over the word. Talk of the passion, the strength of the day, soon will come birdies, and the sweet sound if i may. The eye lids soon open, and a star shines in each eye, and the question remains, shall i kiss them twice shy. Loves of Love ,.. goo xoxo

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Dear Paris,

The morning awakens, of a beauty so bold,
The dreams of the night, rest gently not told,
The gold that has fallen, lay softly to one side,
Not a wealth, or even splendor, just a diamond and with a mind,
The longing of the carpet, for her gentle feet,
The wisdom of the journey, not one, but whats called a treat,
She glistens in the sunlight, her hair spun rich of gold,
The birdies and the wizzels, the doggies and their thizzels,
Not long was such, that time will tell, a kiss a many, the tink in her bell,
She loves the love and they love her, she loves them too, and they only want fur,
Woof woof says the first, and looks at her side,
But paris is precious, she needs not to hide.
A cleaver, and a thinker, she looks on the rest,
She sits and she thinks, and today will be the best.
A kiss to the head, of a soft hearted guy,
One glimpse of a glimmer, one look to the sky.
I smelt a smell of heaven, it smelt like new to me,
I saw a view of roses, we saw a chocolate three,
A taste began with envy, the taste begin with pride,
One thing left to another, and the night began to hide.
The sun had risen over, and the ray had shone its light through,
Only paris was at its calling, for the world loves only but you.

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Dear Paris,

Your beauty is unmatched on the planet as such, i saw in a twinkling a brightness to much, the look from that mirror and a visson of fame, your walk brings the flowers and the day to your name. Your hair is of beauty, your place to be proud, i want only the splendor your walk does abound. Your look has a brillance, and a coating of truth, you dont want that mirror, you want that one, and two. But i just want your beauty, you love every day, i want more from your feeling, i want your love to dismay. If i said that your pretty, would you look back and say hi, if i said that your pretty would you invite me to nigh. The party may party, and the end is not set, but love can still blossum, and love can forget. I want to say to dear paris, that your beauty is just real, one look is to die for, and my wording the seal. Your beauty brings sunlight, a drop of gold to the light, a wonder to marvel, and a wonder tonight. I dream of a river, all covered in gold, with your name at the entrance and the sticker said sold. Is there a place, and a kingdom of yours, tomorrow is the friendship and the future just yours, i care for your passion, and your love for the world. I care for your softness and i care for that shell. Your smile makes the birds just tweet to the day, you lips make the heavens just fall from the hey. I look to the future, u look to the past, lets step into a vision, lets hold hands till the last.

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Dear Paris,

This time is for together, this time is but my time, but tomorrow is for the never, cause u aint even began to finish that wine. You passed out a few yours ago, you only just came too, quick lets to go the balcony, i just want to give you a nice view. We went to the balcony, hand in hand we looked with love, and took a good look down, then a phone call from above. I ran to the phone, and the answer ok, so today will be the romance, and tomorrow the day.

Love Super Goo


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Floccinaucinihilipilification
" Floccinaucinihilipilification "

The longest word in the English dictionary,
Taught to me by my 6th Grade Teacher Miss Chappel,
At Rosetta Primary School in 1985.

Meaning :

To judge something as meaningless, unimportant, and irrelevant.

The Irony of the English language.
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Antidisestablishmentarianism
" Antidisestablishmentarianism "

The second longest word in the English dictionary,
Taught to me by my 6th Grade Teacher Miss Chappel,
At Rosetta Primary School in 1985.

Meaning :

To rebel against law order and society.

The Irony of the English language.
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I Chi Gung is not a martial art, although it allows you to share the concept and techniques of martial arts through chi absorbtion. I Chi Gung is a way of life, and way of thinking, that can create stability, inner peace, and calmness beyond that of any other discipline.

For many the study of I Chi Gung breeds inspiration and hope, however I Chi Gung can also create false beliefs and false hopes. It is not until you realize this, that you truely assimulate the path of the chi that is present. Not the path of the chi that has been absorbed, but a higher concept of chi that allows access to abilities that you never dreamed you had. Pick up a musical instument, and accidentally play the correct note, walk into a library, and accidentaly read the paragraph of the book that you wanted to read for a life time. This skill must be understood before it is mastered, else the sences of the human body may be overwhelmed, and the human mind is set into a ego mania state. The human mind is very fragile, and walking into a shop and winning the lottery, can be very emotionally dangerous to the psyc of a human mind. Quickly one to ten of these seemingly small and minor changes to the life style of the I Chi Gung practictioner, can be fatal to the mind of the unenlightened.

The most proven method to gain confidence in a life of I Chi Gung, is to accept fate, and bow to the will of god. This is a rather strange concept, but it is best for all intentional purposes. There are rules that must not be broken, to maintain stability in the universe of a larger sence. What if one person could bend a street light simply by thinking it. The world would be destroyed within a day.

If you know how to live forever, drop me a note. Nothing will go unanswered.

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This was written abotu trump at the time,...animal farm...

The True Theory of Reincarnation
Friday, January 26, 2007
Intro :
Modern day society is driven by the reflection of itself. The many facets of the self include ego, wealth and most importantly religion. Since the age of Atlantis and Mu, man has followed a belief system, clearly visible in the description of a god like figure in Plato's writings. This belief system has branched into many forms, but from this evidence alone, it is not clear whether the source was singular or plural. This difference between a Buddhist and religious follower, does not take into account the existence of the life after death phenomenon. It is true that many of todays religions do have a high order of diversity, and as can be expected, there are extreme points of view amongst some of these. I believe the idea of an afterlife, to be more important than these factors. And it is my opinion that any mention of an afterlife, would directly imply the necessity for reincarnation.

Considering this information, it would seem that man has neglected to see what he is most driven by. It can be refered to as the 'Animal Farm' syndrome, or more directly, the struggle to be better than another. What i am talking about here, is that whatever the religion, the argument over who has the most reincarnations would seem to be more relevant. Hence I have developed a strategy to overcome mans future ambition to think like me. This strategy is a two phase solution which im sure you will find very interesting.

When judging another person :
Stage 1 :
If they dont know how many reincarnations they have,
Tell them you know how many you have,
And that its more than there's.
(And that you are therefore better than them)

Stage 2 :
1.
If they are a Spiritualist,
And know how many reincarnations they have,
Accept defeat!

2.
Or there is an alternative strategy, which for obvious reasons, should only be used in the most extreme of situtions.

Quickly sell your Reincarnation's Soul's and Personalities,
Then tell them your straight from the source.
(And that you are therefore better than them)

Conclusion :
To be honest I have never had to resort to the secondary plan of phase two, but im quite sure there may well be a use for this type of bilateral thinking. To respect the many faiths of the world at large, this type of thought process could at least distract the attention of a religious conflict, long enough to resolve the crisis. When there is no solution lateral thinking is often all that is left.
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This was written abotu trump at the time,...animal farm...

The True Theory of Reincarnation
Friday, January 26, 2007
Intro :
Modern day society is driven by the reflection of itself. The many facets of the self include ego, wealth and most importantly religion. Since the age of Atlantis and Mu, man has followed a belief system, clearly visible in the description of a god like figure in Plato's writings. This belief system has branched into many forms, but from this evidence alone, it is not clear whether the source was singular or plural. This difference between a Buddhist and religious follower, does not take into account the existence of the life after death phenomenon. It is true that many of todays religions do have a high order of diversity, and as can be expected, there are extreme points of view amongst some of these. I believe the idea of an afterlife, to be more important than these factors. And it is my opinion that any mention of an afterlife, would directly imply the necessity for reincarnation.

Considering this information, it would seem that man has neglected to see what he is most driven by. It can be refered to as the 'Animal Farm' syndrome, or more directly, the struggle to be better than another. What i am talking about here, is that whatever the religion, the argument over who has the most reincarnations would seem to be more relevant. Hence I have developed a strategy to overcome mans future ambition to think like me. This strategy is a two phase solution which im sure you will find very interesting.

When judging another person :
Stage 1 :
If they dont know how many reincarnations they have,
Tell them you know how many you have,
And that its more than there's.
(And that you are therefore better than them)

Stage 2 :
1.
If they are a Spiritualist,
And know how many reincarnations they have,
Accept defeat!

2.
Or there is an alternative strategy, which for obvious reasons, should only be used in the most extreme of situtions.

Quickly sell your Reincarnation's Soul's and Personalities,
Then tell them your straight from the source.
(And that you are therefore better than them)

Conclusion :
To be honest I have never had to resort to the secondary plan of phase two, but im quite sure there may well be a use for this type of bilateral thinking. To respect the many faiths of the world at large, this type of thought process could at least distract the attention of a religious conflict, long enough to resolve the crisis. When there is no solution lateral thinking is often all that is left.
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The Myth of the Goo of Existence
Introduction :

During the last few decades people seem to be diverting their attention away from the many technological advances. No real method of greatly expanding our human life span has been discovered. Humanity is looking back thousands of years into our past. We are starting to realize just how small and insignificant the Earth is when compared with the universe we occupy in both time and space. The seemingly impossible construction of the pyramids in a few hundred years, and the many legends of Taoism and Chi Gung giving human life spans of five hundred to one thousand years – one hundred considered extremely young to die.

Humanity is looking for answers to many of the primordial questions such as why are we here, is there life after death, and is the quest for immortality a viable alternative. From a medical viewpoint the answer is no, but from an esoteric view a common goal and method prevails in many of the religious doctrines throughout the modern and ancient world. The Hindu and Tibetan monks seem to have come the closest to this magical immortal existence.

It is not my intention to redefine any of the wordly viewpoints on religion, but to present an interesting extension to some important aspects. Through the use of symbolism a set of data can be obtained for virtually any situation. I aim to gradually present a simple methodology to create balancing affirmations to any stereotypical scenerio.

Knowledge is a respected attribute to the dilemma of humanity facing the next century. I believe there is a method to amplify internal emotion and therefore energy. This sence of excitement can be manipulated and redirected into the physical world. This could for instance, enhance sustainability of the various internal organs to any of the modern day physical complaints, from cancer to the flue. This is merely a path to becoming one with the energy, the prana, the holy spirit or the like, and obtaining a more beneficial existence within. The Chi Gung collective is perhaps the best representation of this.

Chi Gung can give the ability to see and understand the connection between each and every thing. Every action and thought can easily be related to a simple lesson, however, there is an increased acuteness of the sences. The mind of the individual can become trapped into seemingly needless justification. At this level the mind and body have aligned themselves into a streamlined perspective of reality. Simple tasks and events become marvels of nature’s creation.

The Story :

In the beginning there was only thought. Thought had never experienced the energies of existence. It had waited an eternity for a pathway to randomly evolve through the chaotic subconscious.

Long before the dawn of conscious creation this unlikely outcome of time and space took place. A small creature was created but was lost within the boundless environment. In time it too became a prisoner to its own subliminal self, failing to achieve existence on any level. Thought watched on in silence since the energy appeared pure and might succeed where he had failed. Eventually Thought informed the small creature of his existence and that he may refer to him as the Master of All.

The creature made a bet with the Master of All. The creature bet that it could prove the existence of non-existence as payment to enter creation. For as the Master of All well knew, non existence within the subconscious equated to physical existence in the realm of conscious creation.

The Master of All spoke :

“I maintain Infinite continuity. The universal growth of every thing and every nothing. The balance against the Goo of Existence must be kept. "

So the small creatures quest began. The Master of All choose to name this interesting creature Man , the Master of All that is Not. Man was introduced into the conscious continuum and immediately aquired the ability of choice. Life chose to speak and the universe had changed in an unpredictable manner. Thought was worried for it had lost a degree of control to that which it thought.

The Master of All had underestimated Man's ability to quickly adapt to any level of conscious creation. He was able to see through the clouds of perception and praise the fundamentals of life. The enjoyment of non existence in the subliminal vortex the strange creature had originally bet on.

The Master of All had given the power of perpetual creation to an unknown entity. The bet had been lost and the Master of All was forced to grant continuity to Man throughout time and space.

But he warned the small creature,

“Only Determination can beat the Goo of existence. It is the nothingness that spreads like a disease into the realm of conscious creation. The Goo saps subsconscoius energies of every thing and every nothing, enhancing the conscious energies of all around. I have fought him for eternity and I will balance his every action for eternity. But I am only thought, I have no control in the physical realm of creation built on creation. Determination is our only weapon”

So Man chose to name the Master of All Creation as GOD, in respect for his everlasting protection against Goo, the Goo of Determination. But unknown to even the Master of All, Goo was this unlikely small creature. Goo had managed to gain entry to the physical world by creating Man and proving his existence. He had tricked God into granting him just one life.

Will the world be forced to bow to an infinite power, or will the Master of All step forward once more to help.

Check out
http://www.chigung3.blogspot.com/
For an interesting discussion on the path to immortaility.

Referenced from an historical viewpoint of I Chi Gung.
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Verse from the Abyss
Verse 1

Let me tell you a story, of long long ago,
Through the centuries of ages, of mind body and ego.
Was a wonder that is was, never knowing why,
A story to beat all stories, said the sword to the sky.
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Jediism
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Gooism
The New Shadow Jedi Order : The Order of The Goo

The New Order of Jedi have arrived.
The Goo of Existence has emerged.

The website is Gooism.net, and the religion is Jediism.

Come, Enjoy, Laugh and gain Chi.
Become one with the Force and I Chi Gung.

http://www.gooism.net/

........................//...........................

The Mystery Behind The Philosophy :

I believe these is no closer approximation to the use and control of the Force, than "Shing Chien Dragon Tiger I Chi Gung". I do not practice it, because it is best practiced by not practicing. I feel it should be learnt but not used, and i have proven that it heals better than most other diciplines.

After reading texts on the Jediism Religion, I found myself in the Shadow Jedi Order. I believe that like the Architect in the Matrix movies describes,

"If I feel the emotional responce, to a movie ,.. I assimilate and become one momentarily with that movie. This direction of thought can easily be termed as force, since it is the very energies of creation that have been assimilated."

I Have a poster on my wall :
"A Jedi Shall Not Know Anger"
"A Jedi Shall Not Know Hatred"

But Crossed out :
"A Jedi Shall Not Know Love"

As a Jedi is not allowed to have emotion, the bonding of the emotions involved in love can be difficult. To survive with the emotions of another, a background belief system can be employed, in this case the viking religion ,... My thoughts are my own, and yours are irrelevant.

........................//...........................

All I Can Offer is : "I Chi Goo"

Live 6 times Longer.
Move objects with your genitals.
Give your partner sensations never felt before.

Previously banned at http://www.sithism.com/

The Path To Immortality can be found at http://www.chigung3.blogspot.com/
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Preface :

I am a strong believer in Numerology,
But its foundations are built on faith in meaning.

All the worldly numerology systems both past and present can easily be found to have conflicting meanings and associations. Perhaps some worse than others especially to superstitious people. Does 666 refer to 3 lots of creativity and does 7 represent luck alone. Is there more to these variations in meaning than conflicts, or could these again provide further information, although symbolic.

I do not intend to comment on any of the numerology systems of modern and ancient times. I believe this system provides a certain peace, enlightening the user in the chaotic nature of symbolic analysis based on varying foundations.

Solution :

I created a looped Numerology System, after studying Ki Feng Shui, where direction of focus was important enough to base an entire discipline. This system clearly gives the ability to iterate the symbolic analysis generally used in any of the known numerology systems. I believe the purpose of the iteration is to lessen the importance of the conflicts. This holds true with any choatic theory, where the iterations themselves are enough to at least account for the variation of the seed, in this example the meaning.

The matrix solution is based on the coincidence that there are 13 spaces around every 2 digit number . For every digit after 2 there are an additional 5 spaces to account for.

The following examples show the arrangement of space on a number :

X X X
X 8 X
X X X

Where x = space = zero or undefined

X X X X X
X 1 X 3 X
X X X X X

Where x = space = zero or undefined

X X X X X X X
X 6 X 6 X 6 X
X X X X X X X

Where x = space = zero or undefined

Assuming

Y1 = Numerology "value" calculated in a relevant numerology system
Y2 = The number of spaces surrounding the number

Y = The Actual numerology value
Y = Y1 + Y2

Calculation Summary

Y = Y1 + 8 ( For a 1 digit number )
Y = Y1 + 13 ( For a 2 digit number )
Y = Y1 + (2 - 5 * num of digits) ( For a 3 or more digit number )

Discussion :

The results are based on the assumption that zero has a symbolic value of one. This could be looked at from a philosophical point of view that even with nothing you still have yourself. The undefined nature of nothing could infact take on the nature of every one of the possible symbolic meanings but certain assumptions are needed to restrict results.

The importance of this analogy proves how important direction can be. The symbolic meanings could be given to all of the surrounding spaces, but what would they be and how would you decide, they begin as undefined.

The above system uses an iteration method to calculate a new numerology value, which itself can be endlessly repeated. In many approximation methods this could be considered a method to lesson the inaccuracy of considering a numerology value without taking the space into account.

Conclusion :

I have often asked myself how many iterations would be sufficient, to gain a deeper understanding of the event in the analysis. The critical knowledge is that any one of the symbolic results could be totally un related, and that due to the chaotic nature of the iterations any error can quickly make the data irrelevant.

Applying the matrix numerology methods is what i would consider a means to an end. It provides a simpe system to gain extra symbolic information. Numerology is symbolic itself, and it is easy to see how symbolising the space around a number as one, could be as wrong as the original or conflicting meaning of the symbol itself.

Yes, mathamatical series analysis can be used, and perhaps the entire iteration process looked at from the perspective of fractals and mandelbolts and the growth rate of chaos. But an approximation is an approximation, and with any analysis the higher the order the higher the order of error.

I believe this system makes sense, and using one to represent the space surronding a number as good as an example as any. It is a logical extension to present and past numerology systems.
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The Study Of I Chi Gung
" The Path To Immortaility - Harnessing Internal Energy. "

" Chi Goo. "

A combination of Dragon - Tiger Classical theory and common Chi Gung I or Qi Guong. I have tried to substitute the complexity of the cycles with a basic energy pattern, and briefly examined possible extensions to what I would call, a more raw form of chi. The system is purely Nei Dan (mind) based, but can be extended into Wei Dan (body) forms . In the following text, also a range of page references, is an ordered examination of (1) the basic potential behind the Dragon Tiger classic 'Harmonizing the Yin and Yang', and (2) some of the historical background behind the gradual human recognition of chi. The focus of this text concerns the cultivation of interval energy, and the process of directing this energy to enhance the functions of the body. Possibly the modern age has overlooked this part of our history, so i hope the following is an accurate account of the information i have on the subject.

( 1. ) Harmonizing the Yin and Yang :

(A Pg 1)
" To age with the sun and moon and be renewed by spring and summer, to conserve the seeds of growth in autumn and winter, and to be nourished by the eternal breath of the Tao. These are the goals of the Taoism internal alchemist's, the masters in health, longevity, and immortality. "

(A Pg5)
" People became skeptical of external alchemy when they saw many patrons and proponents die of lead and mercury poisoning. Today we would not consider eating substances like mercuric sulphide, lead, quicksilver or cinnibar, but the belief of ingesting minerals to attain health and longevity is still around , one need only look at the list of minerals on the bottles of vitamin and diet supplements. "

(A Pg8)
" In internal alchemy, the ingredients and equipment of the alchemical process are entirely contained in the practitioners body. It is futile to make a pill or elixir of immortality from minerals or metals. So gradually they turned to techniques that changed the body from within the crucible of life itself. " ,... generally this process revolves around the belly button area, where your life force began.

(A Pg9)
" The Dragon - Tiger classic contains instructions for transforming and harmonising the yin and yang energies within the body. "

Internal alchemist's recognise three cauldrons :
" The Upper, Middle, and Lower. "

Internal energy has three main paths :
* The right to left foot energy circuit.
* The right to left hand circuit.
* The right to left eye circuit.

The larger percentage of right handed people is an easy example.

(A P13)
" The principle piece of alchemical equipment described in the Dragon - Tiger Classic is the cauldron. The cauldron consists of an upper and lower crucible. " ,... Its elements are extremely dangerous, since they linked to emotions. The orange and yellow charkras are most easily effected. The red 'always on' chakra is also influenced, but less effectively since it is a direct path to the macro orbit of i chi gung.

(A Pg20)
" The firing process, or chi focus is the key to making the Elixir of Immortality and sending it to the crucible. " ,... This is highly dependant on the biorhytem of the Earth and its inhabitants, and also under the assumption that there are seasonal changes to the flow of chi. The adhering to this complex ritual seems to invoke a preferences to a certain flow. This flow could be refered to as the zone, but the necessity of a strict practice could possible permit a purely individual zone.

" Due to at least two processes firing simultaneously, their effect occurs simultaneously as parallel processes. " ,... Simply put an atom has a structure of shells that differ in components, at regular intervals outward, yet they are abbrievated as random figure eight like shells. If a chi gung cycle is summarized and ended near the belly button, or the entrance to the lower crucible, the possibility for superposition effects increases, and as does the danger.

(A Pg58)
" Set up positions in the chamber of the spirit and the transformations will occur within. The chamber of the spirit consists of an upper and lower crucible. Establishing the positions means intertwining the female and male. In the transformation, cinnabar and mercury emerge, in the creation of cinibar and mercury, metal and earth are applied. The applications is not tied to the positions of the yin and yang components in the I Ching trigrams. " ,.. When in actual fact just recognition of this knowledge, and beliving in it, is all that is requied. The many components of the I Ching, and directional Ki Feng Shui, imply the existence of a 'bad' direction. The intended transformatiom in the crucible is of symbolic form, as obviously one would not actually eat mercury.

(A Pg125)
" The best metal is initially white, refine it and it will turn yellow, tame it and it will be transformed in the central place." ,... Once understood, taming is the battle. The mind does change, but only with experience. The view can change, but the mind does not have to.

(A Pg143)
" The emphasis on the firing process is not empty talk. " ,... it refers to the succession of internal alchemy .... perhaps the dangers involved not following a correct path outweigh the belief of an even better solution. Life is more important than complicating the soul with repeatitive routines, and no one has ever perfected the art of immortaility through cultivating internal energy.

(A Pg146)
" Absorbing the vapour of nature refers to absorbing the energy of the sun, moon stars, and anything else. The Shang-ch'ing school of Taoism, which flourished between the fourth and tenth century CE, believed that one can attain longevity and immortality by 'swalling' the essence of the celestial bodies and inhaling the vapours of the earth and its mist. " ,... a great inspirational analogy of an ideal belief system, but unfortunely the vibrations can play havoc with your inner self. The vib


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<p>Craig started playing with computers at age 12 on a special version of a Commodore 64 with 4 separate roms. He gained experience at a young age in basic programming, and a yearly Action Replay Cartridge gave him access to the basics of Machine Language. While participating in the Australian Rosny Childrens Choir, performing at the local Casino, he was getting private tuition in piano and attented a Piano Forte univercity exam. Craig showed a keen interest in the guitar, and played in many after hours school performances. He was featured as King in the final year school play, and due to his height, played Ruck in the School Football side. His primary schooling was polished off with the school Leadership award in Grade 6.</p>

<p>Throughout his high school years he gained enormous respect with dux of his high school and academic bursary awards in every year. The highlight being a principles award in recognition of his computer programming ability. The Archamedis computer offered a simple programmable interface, and additionally allowed one to create a Master Account. At home, an upgrade to the Amiga 500 gave Craig experience in the first attempt of a wi


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e-Commerse extensions
by Craig McKercher - Wednesday, 28 July 2010, 01:19 AM
Hi,

Ive just reviewed Project 2, ecommerse extensions.

The gap analysis of project 2, stage 1, an answer of the website is completely online would not be good enough ?, because of the strategic management plan, and how it relates to what needs to be set up to run the new system. But is an internal system required, when an online system can provide the required functionality, and how far does our project management go, the project is creating an online website, is it our position to also make major company infrastructure rearrangements / recommendations.

The ecommerse extensions are implemented in two stages, the first creating a prototype. The process is marked on a point system, and the process is a very good guide through it. The end point is creating a cookie with the user id, and using that cookie to access the php functionality.

Ive got a website, that has a xml catalogue, that needs to be upgraded to mysql based, and an add product function for staff. From where i am, i just need to create a cookie, and send the customer to the order page, where javascript fills in the details.

The ecommerse extensions use a shopping cart that replies on a customer being logged in, or in other places, needs the customer id. But many websites, allow u to fill in the shopping cart without being logged in, and this would be how i need to go. Using a cookie for such a temporary shopping cart database, is a simple solution, or by using a temporary shopping cart mysql database, and copying the contents to the customers shopping cart, when they later login, possibly the preferred method.

Craig

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Re: e-Commerse extensions
by Martin Ter Wee - Thursday, 5 August 2010, 11:15 AM
Hi Craig,
when using CMS shopping systems it's all worked out for you.
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by Martin Ter Wee - Monday, 30 August 2010, 11:41 AM
Hi Craig,
I hope by now you have looked at $_SESSION in php. I used this to store items added to cart without the need of a user login. It's a global and should be separate for each user logged in. (see session_start()).
I add the product id to $_SESSION array as the key, and its value is quantity.
At the end I get the user to enter their details, or (if I had added the code for it), login and then get the customer details from the database.
Hope this helps, Martin


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Dear Paris, good morning my princess, good day to just you, angelic and appealing, you leave me a beau. An admirer as such, does please with your trust, paramour a sweet spark, to flame the true art. A smile is just tempting, and the eyes of your world. The day turns to wonder, as the proud take their stand. Miss perfect shall glimmer, a little spark of white light. Today is the journey, and the start of the fight. One leafs falls too gently, and that leaf hits the ground. One voice starts to shimmer, and one voice hits the town. Keep on smiling, smile smile then smile again,..

Lots of love Goo xoxoxo




Dear Paris, One day at a time, is how i play life, one day in your life, is worth more than a wife, I look to just beauty, and i look to the fame, i look to the eye lids, and kiss them in my name. Softly to sleep, the head rests with my care, tonight is just dreamtime, tomorrow the dare. Soon filled was the dreamland, green fields flowers and warm. The paris was in freedom, her worries were gone. The dreams turned to future, and what laid out for the day, whats shown was whats needed, if not only to stay. Many will pass by, not many will choose why, for only the lesson, is said to the sky. Love is a word, but honor is not heard, its called to start over, and over the word. Talk of the passion, the strength of the day, soon will come birdies, and the sweet sound if i may. The eye lids soon open, and a star shines in each eye, and the question remains, shall i kiss them twice shy. Loves of Love ,.. goo xoxo

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Dear Paris,

The morning awakens, of a beauty so bold,
The dreams of the night, rest gently not told,
The gold that has fallen, lay softly to one side,
Not a wealth, or even splendor, just a diamond and with a mind,
The longing of the carpet, for her gentle feet,
The wisdom of the journey, not one, but whats called a treat,
She glistens in the sunlight, her hair spun rich of gold,
The birdies and the wizzels, the doggies and their thizzels,
Not long was such, that time will tell, a kiss a many, the tink in her bell,
She loves the love and they love her, she loves them too, and they only want fur,
Woof woof says the first, and looks at her side,
But paris is precious, she needs not to hide.
A cleaver, and a thinker, she looks on the rest,
She sits and she thinks, and today will be the best.
A kiss to the head, of a soft hearted guy,
One glimpse of a glimmer, one look to the sky.
I smelt a smell of heaven, it smelt like new to me,
I saw a view of roses, we saw a chocolate three,
A taste began with envy, the taste begin with pride,
One thing left to another, and the night began to hide.
The sun had risen over, and the ray had shone its light through,
Only paris was at its calling, for the world loves only but you.

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Dear Paris,

Your beauty is unmatched on the planet as such, i saw in a twinkling a brightness to much, the look from that mirror and a visson of fame, your walk brings the flowers and the day to your name. Your hair is of beauty, your place to be proud, i want only the splendor your walk does abound. Your look has a brillance, and a coating of truth, you dont want that mirror, you want that one, and two. But i just want your beauty, you love every day, i want more from your feeling, i want your love to dismay. If i said that your pretty, would you look back and say hi, if i said that your pretty would you invite me to nigh. The party may party, and the end is not set, but love can still blossum, and love can forget. I want to say to dear paris, that your beauty is just real, one look is to die for, and my wording the seal. Your beauty brings sunlight, a drop of gold to the light, a wonder to marvel, and a wonder tonight. I dream of a river, all covered in gold, with your name at the entrance and the sticker said sold. Is there a place, and a kingdom of yours, tomorrow is the friendship and the future just yours, i care for your passion, and your love for the world. I care for your softness and i care for that shell. Your smile makes the birds just tweet to the day, you lips make the heavens just fall from the hey. I look to the future, u look to the past, lets step into a vision, lets hold hands till the last.

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Dear Paris,

This time is for together, this time is but my time, but tomorrow is for the never, cause u aint even began to finish that wine. You passed out a few yours ago, you only just came too, quick lets to go the balcony, i just want to give you a nice view. We went to the balcony, hand in hand we looked with love, and took a good look down, then a phone call from above. I ran to the phone, and the answer ok, so today will be the romance, and tomorrow the day.

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Firefox Issues
by Craig McKercher - Monday, 7 June 2010, 12:13 AM
Hi,

Perhaps someone can offer me advise on this. I decided to try to add sound to my website. I did this a year ago, and had no problems. I made a flash box player, which could stream navigation sounds, and a theme mp3, at the same time, and controlled with the flash liveconnect setvariable command from javascript. All real simple. This player was 200px x 50px.

I copied this player onto my bazaar website, and simplified it, but ran into problems with Firefox. I wanted a little musical note, 12px x 18px. And this note would glow when navigation was accessed. It could also be clicked on to stop (annoying) background theme music. And i needed to create a cookie with a value for the sound pause, so that it would be turned off for all the pages on the site.

This would be easy, if i could get the AS2.0 command, getURL("javascript:name_of_function(args)"). I actually got it working with my last flash player, but again endlessly, i cant get it to work.

So the button, controlling theme music pause, needed to be in html /css / javascript so that i could call my create cookie function. And i removed the button in the flash player.

It seems, Firefox, has issues with Flash set to Transparent mode. If i set it to opaque or window, the z indexed html/css button is always under the flash. Making it impossible to access. And firefox doesnt like or animate flash objects under 50px x 50px , by elimination. I finally increased my flash player, to 200px x 200px, with a 12px x 18px musical note on it, on a transparent background. This fixes the Firefox issue. I tested on Opera and google Chrome, and thay dont have any issues. But i dont really like doing this.

It would be a lot simplier, to have the button on my flash player, in flash, and set the cookie from flash. I research the external interface commands, but still cant get any javascript functions to fun from flash. I previously got them to run, but just cant work out what ive done different. Got a solution but after research firefox has a lot of flash bugs, and they hope the next version of flash will cater for them.

I think i give up on this one for the time being.

(basically the issue is with Transparent Flash files under 50px x 50px in Firefox. If i use window or opaque modes, i cant seem to css a way out. The invisible anchor layer button over the top seems to always be underneath. I know cookies are possible in flash, but they are different, and dont appear on ur pc, unless search by a special flash application. I know its possible to call javascript functions to set a cookie, but cant get them to work either. Transparent images use more memory, and i think this is the firefox issue)




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Re: Firefox Issues
by Craig McKercher - Monday, 7 June 2010, 12:31 PM
Just read up a bit on 'basic' flash usage.

To layer a css button over the top of a flash file, the flash file must be encoded as transparent. If its transparent it uses more memory, and currently firefox wont animate flash objects that are too small, when transparent. The only way around this is to make extra size on the flash file, tricking firefox into allocating more memory.

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Re: Firefox Issues
by Craig McKercher - Wednesday, 9 June 2010, 04:39 PM
Flash is a big topic. Ipod and Ipads still refuze to run flash applications. Infact Apple forces any application to be approved by apple.

Another firefox issue, is sound. It seems it doesnt like streaming navigation sounds under 96 kbps. Internet Explorer runs fine on 56 kpbs. Noticed the problem a couple of years ago, and it still hasnt been fixed. Yet, browsers like google chrome and opera, have no problems at all. It may adhere to standards well, but there are issues when running flash. I mean, it does run 56 kpbs sound, but not in 'high responce' situations like navigation. The actual issue may be just memory allocation. Currently firefox refuzes to change for flash, and flash refuzes to change for firefox.

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Re: Firefox Issues
by Craig McKercher - Sunday, 13 June 2010, 06:18 PM
Sorry, this is a flash issue.

Javascript can controll flash objects, with the tell target set of commands, and another set of commands like object.play(), object.stop(), Object.gotoFrame(Num), Object.isloaded, etc,..and Object.setvariable.

For some reason, the tell target commands produce an error. Pitty, cause u can access animations inside your main timeline.

The object.setvariable, needs to be running in a server environment, the others don't. My bazaar flash sound player, is controlled by setvariable, so only worked on a server. I then made a 2nd one, very simple, had no music on frame one, music on frame 2, animation for nav sounds on frame 3, and no animation on on frame 4. I rewrote my javascript for the new commands, but i just cant get javascript to jump around frames like it says it does. I wrote gotoFrame(2), and it was jumping to frame 3. If i repeated gotoFrame(2), again, it would then move to frame 4.

Its a pitty, i almost got my sound to work fully in a non server environment. Flash loadvars seems to work better than javascript object.isloaded. At least setvariable always works.

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Re: Firefox Issues
by Craig McKercher - Thursday, 17 June 2010, 11:45 AM
Found a note on the Adobe website, when using bitmaps. They recommend a minimum flash dimension of 80px x 80px. Although in the problem above, im not actually using bitmaps. I think the 50px x 50px minimum, is talking about when controlling flash animations from javascript.
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Re: Firefox Issues
by Craig McKercher - Wednesday, 23 June 2010, 12:52 PM
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Im quite surprized with firefox. It seems it handles intervals and timeouts better than Internet Explorer. With an example mouse trail funcion, on Internet Explorer, if i turn just a single interval on, with a single trail, and set it to 10, everytime it comes on, any flash areas, freeze. On firefox, it doesnt have a problem with a setting of 10.

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by Craig McKercher - Saturday, 5 June 2010, 12:16 AM
Hi,

1.

Just a bit confuzed on the subject of calling php functions from html.

The normal method is

<body>

<script type="text/javascript" src="php/xxx.php"></script>

</body>

But this doesnt seem quite right, as the script type is php, not javascript. If i set the type to text/php, the function doesnt work in IE or Firefox. From a discussion point of view, the php is acually processed on the server, and the html web page only sees it as html text. Ive read from one source, that it is advised to use type="text/html" for this sort of php implementation. But ive only found one source for that.

2.

Php Cookies, are fairly easy, compared to javascript cookies.

My php counter file, is in a folder, called php. When it creates the cookie, the cookie is named php/ in my temp internet directory. Other cookies i create from the main directory are named correctly. Just wondering if this is normal.

Got cookies, for logged on user name, counter and scrollposition, so far.

Craig

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Re: Php Question
by Craig McKercher - Sunday, 6 June 2010, 02:32 AM
Um,

1. type="text/html" doesnt work either, i guess i gotta stick to declaring it as javascript, and running a src of php. Just for the site counter. At this stage doing it all in html.

2. Declaring path and domain, fix this problem. Needed when creating cookies from inside folders on the domain. Otherwise u end up with lots of different cookies. Setting the correct path a domain, for access to these cookies too, combines them all into one. Fixed.

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Re: Php Question
by Kenneth Higgs - Monday, 7 June 2010, 10:20 AM
Hi Craig,

I am a Diploma Graduate from 2009. I saw your post in my emails, and decided to reply. Hope that is alright?

If you are trying to run PHP, of course you need to be in a server environment (either on your PC or on a web hosting service).
Assuming that is taken care of, if you want to run PHP from a HTML page, you just put the PHP commands within a special tag: <?php ?>

Therefore, to say "Hello world" from somewhere in the webpage, you just put the following code in the appropriate place in your HTML file:
<?php echo 'Hello world'; ?>

When the web server encounters this code in the HTML file, it will spit out the text: Hello world , just as if you had written Hello world in a line of HTML.

If you want to call an external PHP function (say in "myfunctions.php"), just "include" the "myfunctions.php" file in the HTML page, like this:
<?php include ('mypath/myfunctions.php'); ?>

After the web server encounters the 'include' statement, it will have access to any php functions contained in that file. Then, if you want to call a function (say "greetuser"), you can call the function directly from your HTML file, like this:

<?php greetuser; ?>

Clear as mud?? Anyway, let me know if you have more questions on this. I use PHP for creating dynamic webpages.

Ken Higgs.


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Re: Php Question
by Craig McKercher - Monday, 7 June 2010, 11:45 AM
Yeah im fine with all that. Been doing action scripting for a few years, and its not that much different. Im just talking about using php in html pages. If you use <?php ... ?> on a page, u need to call it webpage.php. I wanted to use php in a page, just for a counter, and keep the page webpage.html. The standard way of doing this, is script type javascript, source php.

I just thought it was strange, since im trying to get a level A conformance for the site.

Also, when i specify the domain in cookies, the cookie isnt created. Ive got 4 cookies so far, and i include the path with no problems. When i add the domain, it doesnt work. Not sure.

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Re: Php Question
by Craig McKercher - Monday, 7 June 2010, 06:29 PM
About includes,

I just checked that my site search engine, sphider, actualy follows and indexes php files. I have individual product pages to ensure this works.

I see the point of includes in php, i could replace my site, by dynamic php. But for the header, include, i would just include the header.html file containing the banner and navigation (the header contains page specifc codes and meta data). But what if the navigation i wanted, uses current, and each header is slightly different. If i send a variable into my include file, include ("page.php?current=1") and have a if else statement on every navigation element, so that say current =1, generates a server html code of banner and footer with the correctly marked current.

Apart from that, includes make it easier.

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Re: Php Question
by Craig McKercher - Monday, 7 June 2010, 10:43 PM
I couldnt get an include to pass a variable. Read the reference manual, and it says to use absolute references. But it still didnt work.

Awards.php file

<?php $current='awards'; include 'includes/header.php';?>

Header.php file


<li><a title="About Us > Awards" href="awards.html" <?php if ( $current == 'awards' ) { echo 'class="current"'; } ?>>Awards</a></li>

Strange

<?php include 'includes/header.php?current=awards';?> ,.. doesnt work.

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Re: Php Question
by Kenneth Higgs - Tuesday, 8 June 2010, 01:33 PM
Hi Craig,

Without going into specifics, the principle with "includes" is that the contents of an "include" file (HTML, PHP, or whatever) becomes part of the file that is calling it. So if a webpage file calls a header file as an include, the header contents become part o


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Hi,

Im not sure where to go with the 3D image functionality required by the Bazaar website.

- Ive tried a variety of freeware 3d head/face utilites, and end up with a very nice 3d model of a head, with a ceramic cup bitmap across the face.

- Ive tried using Swift 3D, but it seems u must use primitives, and boolean operations, to generate the 3d model. Then u apply a material / texture to the model. Im very new to swift 3d, and even if i could do it, i would imagine it would take 1-2 weeks per model. At 12 models theres a few months work there. (3d max as far as i know is basically the same )

- Ive tried flash, and currently the best i can do is to add reflections. Im using some coding i wrote a few years ago, basically the ground control for a mario kart engine. I added reflections on all 4 sides, and it gives the impression of 3d, although its not. For anyone thats interested, heres 12 sample methods i wrote in Action Script previously (http://www.gooism.com/docs/RHForum.txt). Basically they are in increasing difficulties, trying to store values in an array, so that it can be converted to a ray tracing engine at later stage. Ray tracing engines are very complicated, but there a few about. The best one a wolfenstein engine. The best tutorial ive been able to find is (http://www.student.kuleuven.be/~m0216922/CG/raycasting.html).

I dont really want to get into ray tracing engines, although if it worked, it would take 5 minutes per 3d model.

Just wondering what others are going to do for 3d images. I cant find a simple free utility that converts an image to 3d.

Craig


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Re: 3D Images
by Craig McKercher - Friday, 11 June 2010, 07:59 PM
I forgot to add,.. - or stereoscopic images ( or anaglyphs )

Usability isnt good, cause u need to wear glasses. But it might be a simple solution. On a product page, u could click to change the image to 3D, with a note requiring glasses. Not as good as a flash solution, but in true 3D. So far i found, http://www.stereoscopy.com/downloads/ , where the best one is called AnaBuilder. Works well and freeware. Another one ive had for a while, but only works fully for a trial period is http://www.softwarelode.com/18768/details-digital-3d-photos.html . Might be the way to go due to time restrictions. Just a matter of generating thumbnails, and setting the 3d depth.

Also, one called oneeye at stereoscopy. It converts images to 3d, and doesnt need glasses, but does need the software. Doesnt do a very good job.




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Re: 3D Images
by Craig McKercher - Thursday, 17 June 2010, 12:11 AM
Hi,

I have a rather comical issue, and its spread to my bazaar slideshow. On a plus side, it has the effect of bumping my hit count up. The issue is creating 3D Reflections with Flash Action Script 2.0. I have to use the duplicate movieclip command. This command duplicates the clip, but unloads the loaded bitmap image. Ive tried copying it to an object variable, then swapping it back, but this doesnt work. Flash Action Script 3.0, includes object.bitmap data, and the adobe website, gives a general function to load an image into it, then clone the image. I understand this function, but would have difficulty converting my slideshow actionscipt coding to AS3, its very different, although as standard practice i script all my clipevents and mouse functions.

So, the result of my slideshow reflections, having to attach, and duplicate clips, is that it loads the image, and 10 copies of it, and if theres 7 images on the stage, it loads 77 images. And each time it generates a new image, it loads a further 11 images.

Searched everywhere, and the best i could do was the adobe sites code. The basic bitmap command of AS3.0 references the library linkage's, and not url files. But the adobe method works around this.

(The only way around this issue in AS2.0 is to have all the required images on the screen at the same time, or paste all the images into flash, making the flash file very large. My images are read from an xml file, so i would prefer to keep it in a dynamic state.)



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Re: 3D Images
by Craig McKercher - Thursday, 17 June 2010, 12:45 AM
As far as i know, AS2.0, had the ability, to include AS files, containing your scripting, but written using classes. AS3.0 is entirely written in classes. After research, the 2 are not compatible, but one will load the other.
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Re: 3D Images
by Martin Ter Wee - Wednesday, 23 June 2010, 12:45 PM
Hi Craig,
After looking for a suitable 3D programme, of which I can recommend blender.org if anyone is wanting to do 3d rendering and animation, I've concluded the simplest(and probably best) way to do the 3d is with a video camera filming while a pot is turning. I found a site that would turn a 2d picture into a 3d scene, but it's nothing like what we require. 3d progs are not made for this purpose.


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Re: 3D Images
by Craig McKercher - Friday, 25 June 2010, 10:30 PM
Hi Martin,

Ive been busy,.. saw ur prototype bazaar site, great stuff,.. saw ur cube image changer, and experimented with 2 methods of my own. Did it in javascript, but needed to cut the images into strips, only ie has a mask filter. So, made it easy in flash. Refresh this page twice, to avoid the welcome screen. http://gooism.com/bazaar/products/bcpot002.html . The code is on www.gooism.com/bazaar/js/bazaar.js . Action script code, and the page is a bit slow, 3 images instead of 1. The middle one is me mucking about with cos to fudge a good look. Silly idea, i joined the 2 image changer images together, in 2 halves. Stretches them out too much at top and bottom.

I Found a Flash AS2.0 3D class, that is easy to make pologons. AS2.0 cant copy pixels, or work with bitmaps, it just draws the lines of a polygon and colors it. Too early to go to AS3.0 for me. Trying to remember my uni maths, a circular integral would just give the area of a 3D shape, which u can calculate, but can u do a circle integral with respect to angle , and what might it imply ? for every point


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This message will self destruct in 5 minutes, irrelvent of comment, or contributing usage of related content. Just wrote a poem,..

I got, into this game on air, and i dont want to leave i dare, Thats right, do i dare you to go, why not, im not even there too slow, But thats not a way to take it , not today, not how i wake it, So then i go, but i said, but then i go, and you said, But it aint a knife, its cancer, if any other way, ill just tell your lead, I'll be looken back the track, if you wanna follow, stop now, im looken back, And if i fall, i dont care, i just roll over there, what then, over there, yeah i said its a dare. But its great, u see me care, yeah there goes a tear, but what if u care, I seen a room, and how u got there, i just want that spoon, and today the stare.


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Dear Paris, One day at a time, is how i play life, one day in your life, is worth more than a wife, I look to just beauty, and i look to the fame, i look to the eye lids, and kiss them in my name. Softly to sleep, the head rests with my care, tonight is just dreamtime, tomorrow the dare. Soon filled was the dreamland, green fields flowers and warm. The paris was in freedom, her worries were gone. The dreams turned to future, and what laid out for the day, whats shown was whats needed, if not only to stay. Many will pass by, not many will choose why, for only the lesson, is said to the sky. Love is a word, but honor is not heard, its called to start over, and over the word. Talk of the passion, the strength of the day, soon will come birdies, and the sweet sound if i may. The eye lids soon open, and a star shines in each eye, and the question remains, shall i kiss them twice shy. Loves of Love ,.. goo xoxo


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Dear Paris, good morning my princess, good day to just you, angelic and appealing, you leave me a beau. An admirer as such, does please with your trust, paramour a sweet spark, to flame the true art. A smile is just tempting, and the eyes of your world. The day turns to wonder, as the proud take their stand. Miss perfect shall glimmer, a little spark of white light. Today is the journey, and the start of the fight. One leafs falls too gently, and that leaf hits the ground. One voice starts to shimmer, and one voice hits the town. Keep on smiling, smile smile then smile again,..

Lots of love Goo xoxoxo




Dear Paris, One day at a time, is how i play life, one day in your life, is worth more than a wife, I look to just beauty, and i look to the fame, i look to the eye lids, and kiss them in my name. Softly to sleep, the head rests with my care, tonight is just dreamtime, tomorrow the dare. Soon filled was the dreamland, green fields flowers and warm. The paris was in freedom, her worries were gone. The dreams turned to future, and what laid out for the day, whats shown was whats needed, if not only to stay. Many will pass by, not many will choose why, for only the lesson, is said to the sky. Love is a word, but honor is not heard, its called to start over, and over the word. Talk of the passion, the strength of the day, soon will come birdies, and the sweet sound if i may. The eye lids soon open, and a star shines in each eye, and the question remains, shall i kiss them twice shy. Loves of Love ,.. goo xoxo

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Dear Paris,

The morning awakens, of a beauty so bold,
The dreams of the night, rest gently not told,
The gold that has fallen, lay softly to one side,
Not a wealth, or even splendor, just a diamond and with a mind,
The longing of the carpet, for her gentle feet,
The wisdom of the journey, not one, but whats called a treat,
She glistens in the sunlight, her hair spun rich of gold,
The birdies and the wizzels, the doggies and their thizzels,
Not long was such, that time will tell, a kiss a many, the tink in her bell,
She loves the love and they love her, she loves them too, and they only want fur,
Woof woof says the first, and looks at her side,
But paris is precious, she needs not to hide.
A cleaver, and a thinker, she looks on the rest,
She sits and she thinks, and today will be the best.
A kiss to the head, of a soft hearted guy,
One glimpse of a glimmer, one look to the sky.
I smelt a smell of heaven, it smelt like new to me,
I saw a view of roses, we saw a chocolate three,
A taste began with envy, the taste begin with pride,
One thing left to another, and the night began to hide.
The sun had risen over, and the ray had shone its light through,
Only paris was at its calling, for the world loves only but you.

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Dear Paris,

Your beauty is unmatched on the planet as such, i saw in a twinkling a brightness to much, the look from that mirror and a visson of fame, your walk brings the flowers and the day to your name. Your hair is of beauty, your place to be proud, i want only the splendor your walk does abound. Your look has a brillance, and a coating of truth, you dont want that mirror, you want that one, and two. But i just want your beauty, you love every day, i want more from your feeling, i want your love to dismay. If i said that your pretty, would you look back and say hi, if i said that your pretty would you invite me to nigh. The party may party, and the end is not set, but love can still blossum, and love can forget. I want to say to dear paris, that your beauty is just real, one look is to die for, and my wording the seal. Your beauty brings sunlight, a drop of gold to the light, a wonder to marvel, and a wonder tonight. I dream of a river, all covered in gold, with your name at the entrance and the sticker said sold. Is there a place, and a kingdom of yours, tomorrow is the friendship and the future just yours, i care for your passion, and your love for the world. I care for your softness and i care for that shell. Your smile makes the birds just tweet to the day, you lips make the heavens just fall from the hey. I look to the future, u look to the past, lets step into a vision, lets hold hands till the last.

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Dear Paris,

This time is for together, this time is but my time, but tomorrow is for the never, cause u aint even began to finish that wine. You passed out a few yours ago, you only just came too, quick lets to go the balcony, i just want to give you a nice view. We went to the balcony, hand in hand we looked with love, and took a good look down, then a phone call from above. I ran to the phone, and the answer ok, so today will be the romance, and tomorrow the day.

Love Super Goo


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When does these competitions start, and are professionals in the business allowed to enter, making it hard for us, and will these competitions start before there is 1 million fans here. And what will the competitions be, music, art, flash effects, what ? Like maybe design a new promo gif for paris's handbags or shoes, or nails, and recreate an appropriate background. Maybe create some music that reflects your true love for paris. Maybe create a set of images of how you would foresee the next business idea and concept point for paris, taking current market trends into account. But more like just simple competition points, like a special photo made for paris, maybe a pretend good luck card. Just my thoughts, but now ive said it, they will delete this thread. Also, they had better judge the competition on technical difficulty, age of designer, and art and music concept design limitations. Also from a rapping of view, the first look is good, and the last look is brillent. The middle is just the showpiece in the flow. I look forward to his new idea on the site.

lol, the paris community.


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Statement Monday 6th April 2009


A man aged in his 50's in a white sedan, with car extras, and heavily built, attempted to run me down 4-5 times at 11pm on Monday night 6 April 2009, as i walked up Chappel Street. He was in his car in the driveway with the engine started. I believe he may live on Chappel street, in a white house, and i believe i have walked past him once before. He also had a baseball bat, in the right door lower side of his car, ready to use.

I was walking up Chappel Street and he yelled "what was i looking at".

I kept walking quickly about 40 meters, and started to run, he was yelling. He then did a burnout and drove straight at me up Chappel Street (1), trying to pull up alongside me. Due to the quiet area, i quickly started to run back down Chappel Street. I kept running about 70 meters and by then the man had done another burnout, yelled a lot, turned around, and came straight at me again (2). I ran across to the other side of the road. I saw him open his car door, and he had a baseball bat in his right hand. Again i started running down Chappel Street. He then did a burnout and drove straight at me again (3), sliding his car to a stop. I then ran down the road, yelling someone call the police, and help, and tried to wave 2 cars down as they drove past, now in fear for my life.

Then while he turned around, I ran down Norman Circle and hid behind a fence in the 2nd house. The man drove down this street and spotted me, then swirved his car at me again (4). I ran back down Chappel street, and passed the shop. The driver swirved his car to another stop. Then a man came outside yelling at the driver that people are trying to sleep. The driver gave a few smart remarks. This witness lived in the house on the top side of the Chappel street shop.

The man then drove at me again, and i again crossed the road to avoid his car. He tried to convince me to approach his car. At first i assumed he was drunk, however, he was clearly able to spot me around the corner in Norman Circle, so i doubt he was drunk. He was also a very good driver with intentions to run me over. I then kept walking down the road towards Glenorchy. The man then drove down and past me again, around the roundabout, then back to the driveway. I just kept crossing to the other side of the road. I believe he may live about 10 houses up from the Chappel Street shop. I did nothing to provoke this man.

The Next Day :

At 6.30 am on April 7th, i walked down Chappel Street. The number where the man reversed out of was 131. The car was now NOT in the driveway. The night before he had driven from and back to this driveway. I do recall saying g'day to a man roughly matching his description standing in the front garden of No.131 about 5 weeks ago, after cancer surgary. The house that witnessed this attack (and half the street for 100 meters), was at Number 110, next to the shop. The witness was a well built man aged in his late 30's to early 40's.

I believe the drivers number plate may have started with EJ, or EK.
He did state that i had looked at his house as i walked by.


Yours Sincerely


Craig A Mckercher

Dear Sirs,

I am keeping a record, incase this guy attacks and/or physically harms myself. The police have said to leave me alone, but that may not be enough. Thanking you.

1. On Monday 6th April 2009 (11pm) - I had a car try to run me down 6 times in Chappel Street.

2. On Tuesday 7th April 2009 (9am) - I reported the incident.

3. On Wednesday 8th April 2009 (9am) - I reported the drivers licence plate number.

4. Two weeks later I rang and asked if anything had been done, and they said the file said , investigation.

5. On Tuesday 5th May 2009 (11am) - A woman where the driver lives, screamed at me. I reported this to the police.

'A week before this, the driver waited in his car, and as I walked past, jumped out, and walked across the street. I was walking on the other side of the street each time i left my house. This day he parked across the road from his house and waited for me.'

6. On Wednesday 6th May 2009, the Police, went to the drivers address in Chappel street, told him off, and said to 'leave me alone'.

7. Today, on Saturday 9th May 2009 (3pm), i watched the drivers car do a huge sliding burnout infront of my house in Frome Street. Then again at 8.30 pm i heard another huge loud deliberate burnout.

I am very scared of these people, and the police had taken time for action due to my option to withhold my name and address.
Walking past their house, just around the corner from where i live, is my only walking path to the shops, and i walk on the other side of the road.

Regards

Craig A McKercher

Unit 2/30 Frome Street,
Glenorchy, Hobart, Tasmania.
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Wednesday 21st February 2007

ATTENTION : Dr Ehrmann

Dear Sirs,

I an writing regarding your letter Ref GR/VIC em - em 2007 0293

I have now deferred the competetion of a possible Honors Engineering Degree for Eight Years. Making complettion of three seperate projects an almost impossible task. Since then I have developed a broadrange of hobbies ranging from Flash Programming to running various Websites. The idea was simply as stated 'an idea'. I was refering to a single email i sent about 1 1/2 years ago, and your companies prompt responce. I have done No research into any of this, apart from a few tiny sketchs from time to time. These would not be of any use. But i will certainly pass anything on i think of in future.

I spend a lot of time of the "Eminem Forum", for defence with my "Eminem Musical Weird Al Parodies", where I often discuss things there with people, to get ideas.
Kind of like you learn the most from the old guy that sweeps the floor in the factory.

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Here is what i posted recently, and offers a few of my other thoughts on the idea i was walking about :

The idea of a car that has a helical barrel like engine, with 2 seperate helical barrels. Inside these are inductor coils or magnets. When their power is used in a commutative effect, similiar to general 3 phase motor theory, and primary and secondary engine moment balance equations are calculated,....similiar to radial engine balance equations.

* I believe this engine could be powered by the difference in the magnetic effects between the 2 Super Fast 'flowing inductor coils', although thorough energy balance equations would need to be done.

* I believe that if a Helical B Spline Groove Is used on the DownWard Parts of The Original Helical Figure 8 / Radial / Duel Coil Engine,...the original Inductor Mechanism would be speed up by being rotated faster and sling shot on the downward path.

* I believe This Could Lead To A Pertetual Motion Machine, Although I have not had time to complete the black box diagrams, "Of A Simple object speeding up in a downward helical path, through groove and barral manipulation."

* An extension to this idea , "a simple black box idea", is the use of ozone in the exhaust system, and analysising the possibility of creating ozone, with various methods and chemicals, similiar to tuning the engine to Nitrous Oxide, and tuning the petrol slowley out of use"

Im Still In Deep Thought About It.
Inductor Laplase Equations basically form a 1/2PIf relation
Why ?

* Put an huge coil of wire at one end of your state
* Put another at the other end.
* Tune them right

" And they will %@&*&@& Rip them selves out of the ground to join back together."

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Ummm,..Its starting to sound like a plan that might just work,.....

* Impressed Goo *


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Its a bit of a laugh actually,...
I said to my mate a few weeks back, i reakon the car battery would be %$#$%@ in under an hour.




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Ive actually just had a revelation.

"Its Actually Called The Flux Capacity Generator"
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* Two / Three figure eight coils with the three inductors.
* Somehow Together using cummutative effects (rotating the magnetic direction)

They Would Work Like a Big Vibrator !!! - with 2 Coils
They Could harness the energy if the 3 coils were right.

To Power the engine,...ummm,..somehow,...?


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I would like to appologize for the use of NON - Professionality in the above notes, but please understand, its just like playing along with them.

If my ideas wish to be researched and / or studied, i would be honoured.
I have recieved your official Agreement for suggestion submission, and understand the non-confidential implification.

To be honest, such research and study would be beyond my even imaginable limits.

I have no problem with signing and sending such an agreement. However i am very busy on working towards learning / designing websites, 1 website per day, $500 a day. ( As a current long term goal ). I am on the Disability Pension for a back Shyrinx Complaint that requires a Disabled Diagnosis to receive extremely Expensive Tranqulizers.

If any of these ideas MIGHT? work, in any way, i would be very interested to hear, and / or ReadUp on any Questions / Comments you may have.
I do not believe, at this stage, i would have any relevant documentation to support an "Idea Submission Disclaimer".
I will possibly, in the future, attempt to make some kind of formal responce for submission via Postal Mail, until then Good Luck.

Yours Sincerely


Mr C.A.McKercher
51 Corranga Drive
Chigwell
HOBART TAS 7010

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(CURRENT VIEWPOINT ON LIFE AS OF 22/2/2007)<br>
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Birth name: Craig Andrew McKercher.<br>
Nickname: Goo / Magoo.<br>
Height: 6' 3" (1.94 m).<br>
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"I was born on September 19, 1974, and obviously there is only one of me. I don't remember it clearly, but i believe it was in a hospital somewhere in Tasmania. The McKercher family originated from Scotland, then progressed into the Gold Mine area of Mathina, while my mothers family were of Irish descent, the Inness's. Anyway, the McKercher family, along with my compulsive alcoholic, compulsive gambler, and compulsive lier brother, are yet to make any noticable mark on the world. Mum a housewife, plays Organ for the Uniting Church, and usually talks to people on the bus seat next to her for 5 hours about nothing. Dad and his Brother, are retired Mech / Elec Engineers for Hydro Tasmania, 35 years. Dads Brother and some of my former employers have had some input in the so called "Rotary" Organization.<br>
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Primary School at Rosetta was polished of with my Leadership Award in Grade 6. Unfortunately the school burnt down while i was there, got rebuilt, and we got a brand new school for grades 5 and 6. It had a 40 square meter Castle, which i starred on, as King, and produced the Film Entry for a mainland competition. It sucked Big Time, I had to wear Pantaloons. In Grade 6 i made a hovercraft, and was "Offical Bank Owner and Manager", in the 2 Squad Class Competition. My Bank went Broke, and Lost. Unfortunately the "Hovercraft JetHopper Combo" didn't convince the teacher, Miss Chapel, to print more money. Instead we had to learn floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning to judge something as irrelevant and unimportant. I think at that point a LegoMan had Just died when the parachute in my model rocktry kit failed to open, and i had destroyed all my model airplanes with PoHas. A few years later a child was seriously injured on this 15 meter high monstrosity, and it was removed.<br>
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I applied for scholarships at all the Ultra Exclusive schools in Hobart, but ended up at Rosetta High School. I was "Dux" of Grade 7, with a Level 3 Credit in every subject. "Dux" again in grade 8, and Equal "Dux" in Grade 10, with a very "self" motivated friend Andrew Shearing. I came 3rd in Grade 9 because I had a Girlfriend, but it was certainly worth it. She was 18, and I was with her for 3 1/2 years. I had a brief flirtation with Nitro Glycerene in Grade 10, making it in my "Minature Backyard Science Laboratory", but didn't have a clue. After careful later thought, I decided to never throw chemicals against the fence, and gave up on the whole mad scientist thing. The school funded my Commodore 64 "Action Reply Cartridge" Upgrades, and my game collection was rather impressive. My Parents also were required, my mutual obligation, to give me $10 per subject Credit for each of the 4 years.<br>
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I think making a Wave Making machine in Grade 10 for the BHP Competition, out of "Solid Polystyrophome Cement - Trailer Hallway Size", and gaining the highest number of Academic Achievement Awards in every term, of every year, used to make me just "Blossom" with joy, amongst the so called "Cool Guys Club". I was not part of any sports teams, apart from Badmington, which there was discrimination about who should run the number 1 team, and who should be in the number 2 team. Infact I took every birthday, and school swimming competition day off, to play backyard cricket, with the captain of the opposing schools cricket and football team, the Gentile Brothers. It was also way too cold in Tasmania, to even consider such a life choice. While Computer Room Monitor, for just a short duration, i created myself a "Master Account", and enjoyed the luxeries of Total School Access, until i got banned for 2 weeks. I think after taking up smoking ciggies with Mum after High School in grade 10, at the local shopping center "Open Plan Area" Restaurant, and holding my Teacher Anti-Smoking Campain, and final year magazine spread, just polished off a job well done. My Mums Sister was Vice Principal of another of the "Local" High Schools, but retired when Nan died, and started talking to her. She now runs her "Mediation" courses, and does most of the work at the "Spiritualism" church. She has also been involved in regular palative care.<br>
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My brief stay at College required 10 subjects for Univercity Entry. I did 5 in the first year, and 6 in the second year. I made the popular "Nexus" college magazine Banner design, and formatted the college year book. Unfortunately the system changed from HSC, to the very intelligent TCE system half way through my Higher School Certificate. I frequently look back to thoroughly enjoy seeing my qualifications spread out amongst 12 dozen seperate pieces of paper. While at college i helped out at the local Derwent Entertainment Center, and helped at all of the Tassie Devil "Basketball" games. Also working and drafting suburb designs from Brighton, to Old Beach to my local area of Lowestoft, and working on Projects like the Salamanca Arts Center, Northgate Shopping Center "Upgrades", and the Wilson Valley Car Parking Center, I was certainly a very buzy little bubble bee.<br>
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Finally I applied for the ADFA $1000 scholarship "funding", although personally i had absolutely no intention of carrying my Iron Board onto the plane, or marching at 6 am in the morning for Non-Commando reasons. I did very well in all of their testing, and still have the associated certificate.<br>
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My Univercity Excellence started off brilliantly, Maths, Maths and More maths, just what i needed. Professor "Donaldson" was just one of them. Infact I didn't really take any holidays off, until year 3 1/2, when i suddenly had the brilliant idea of moving to the country to grow peaches with the Chief Engineers daughter of Goliath Cement Works Australia. I returned a year later, for an "International Catamarines" Project, but failed to receive enough Drafting Design Specifications, and didn't return. Even aft


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rick : HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Image File Execution Options\iexplorer.exe

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Concerning The Paradoxical Elements of Karma :
Winter's pallitive embrace distributes disconcern into the heart of a somber soul.
Angst slushes along a street soaked alleyway, sober in the knowledge of destination.
Through street cloud, above ice coated asphalt tracks, in upon steps ambition.
On a curb of a corner where ying and yang intersect angst and ambition meet.
Angst conversates with ambition about cigarettes, simtext and skateboard decks.
The constructive, the destructive, the fear of mystery; unknown knowledge inate ability.
The warmth found absconds frost's overwhelming chilly tacturnial discourse.
The new century neo-deprass passage their mortal bones to the door of solace.
In sparking prose the planets chimed, miss universe struck a chord and started a song.
Upon the stave line a note, born wild, born free, harmonizes with forever a kinship.
Tis karma's inception in the beginning of the genesis of the Cochran street karass.
Important as shadows and gleam on the vermillion tide of a clear azure daystar rise.
Traces of nexus imagination opens righteous to the minds of these neophyte punks.
Entrusted with the philosophies, the actions and the justices of new tomorrows.
Through the glass darkly hindsight grew and became insight, insight transformed to forsight.
At the place of solace and duprass became karass and the karass became a paradox
A vast entity of paradoxical nature concerning the clockwork elements of karma.
Theirs is undeniably to triumph over fettered culturally controlled fuedal boundaries.
The thermal security of meld melting, wrapped in against unforseen factions.
The unforseen factions and the stringencies of mixtures in societies systems.
A uniformed mono-culture of suits and ties, dry diplomacy and psuedo lies.
The yobs, emos, fly girls, skeggs, goths and bohemians calculated for subtraction.
But forever they have been merged with the concrete naunces of empathy's revolution.
And every mosher, stomper and headbanger revelled within the fringe of society.
Standing as soldiers on the shoulders of their concerns they shout freedom.
In between the surrounds of barbituate smoke and the elixer of social intoxification.
These revolutionists communicate their policies and ideals through music and poetry.
To the foundation of a generation whose minds are attuned to the tactic of thought.


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Re: hey wut up 50 itz krazy can i be your friend???

Dear Michelle,

After briefly speaking to you in Glenorchy recently the whole incident between the Butlers and myself has become very
concerning. I just dont think it was fair that i had any involvement in the fence damage that i was partly blaimed for.

Most of all, my rental agreement being put under review after i yelled at a man who was destorying housing department property.

I live by myself, and had no witnesses to the damage,

But after thinking very carefully about it i can only say the following :

1. I rang the police numerous times on Mr Butler smashing fence boards.

2. I did ring the Housing every day for 3 weeks, the maintenance line, and ask for the fence to be repaired.

3. Although the police were called on me, while trying to repair Butlers damage,
Mr Butler did not even ONCE call the police on me for damageing fence boards.
If i was kicking it, i would have been kicking it for 50 or so hours, and the Police would have been called 50 times.

4. The fence damage was every 2nd or 3rd board for 15 to 20 meters of fence, very unlikely by foot damage.

5. The main support / beam damage was indication of perhaps 300 kicks,
When infact he hammered the fence for 6 hrs per day for 3 / 4 weeks. This scared the hell out of me.

6. The Police in Bridgewater, i was doing graphic design work for, took one look at my Photographic evidence of the fence,
And said that does not look like it was kicked.

7. I studied mechanical civil and electrical engineering at uni with honors,
And if anyone was to pay for a engineering assessment,
It would have easily be shown that the main beam damage could not have been done by kicking it.

The incident started when my 73 yr old parents, bought a new $40,000 car and parked it in my driveway almost 2 1/2 years ago.
The young sons of Butlers throw a rock at the fence, and my parents from Launceston had to move their car 100 meters away.
I was so annoyed, the car was so expensive, we threatened to car the police,
And i accidentally put a 10 cm , NON showing crack in the fence.
This all happened, because i mentioned outside to my father that Mr Butler jumped the fence and broke my back door lock.
Two weeks before, Which the Housing also had to repair.

Mr Butler then fumed about it for 1 year, walked outside and started smashing fence boards.

In my opinion, the person whos rental agreement that should have been under review, was Mr butler and his family.

* I wrote letter after letter of complaint to their drunken actions.
* Jims Mowing was sworn at over and over again, and refued to come out there.
* My parents and my family were too scared to visit.
* Friends i have at the AMP in town were yelled at by a bunch of Butlers and were also too scared to come out there.

I had Butlers and his sons threatening to burn my house to the ground, and i have a witness to this.
Butlers then wrote on a Restraint order, that i was threatening to burn their house down, and i said nothing of the sort.
Actually, proof of purgary.

Its like i could could go outside, smash 5 fence boards, walk inside and ring the police on a neighbour who has done nothing.
Then write on a restraint order that my neighbour was kicking fence boards.
If i had a family of 5, i could then get them all to back my story up.

Now,

.....

Considering the Butlers left a copy of their Restraint Order on my Housing Department Record,
And i presented my side to the court over a year ago, Photographic evidence and a list of times i had been attacked.
This list was just a refined version of the one i presented the housing.
Including items like having Mr Butler swerve his car at me, i was very scared.

I know the housing took no side, but as an engineer, i find it hard to believe the fence damage could have caused by a kick.

I was pleased the Housing helped me move so quickly and i have lived in peace since.
I just feel that a statement made to the court concerning the incident, and the photographic evidence,
Should be added to me file in my defence.

In 20 years there should be an accurate record, not a bunch of lies on my record.

.....

I recently discussed the fence damage with the Glenorchy Police,
And explained that i had been working for the Bridgewater police, and with one look at my photos they also took my side.
I explained about the terms of criminal damage, and it was evident the Housing was the victim,

But i was responsible for the Latice affixed to the fence, and this was blown down every fortnight, and required constant fixing for 3 yrs.
Due to the restraint order, i was unable to repair my own fence.

I know the whole situation was cleared up, and i now live in a very peaceful place,
But doesnt someones rental agreement being put under review for yelling,
Appear a bit harsh, when the other party was scaring a person to death and smashing 15 fence boards and the main support ?
Then feeding a bunch of lies to the Police, who then called the Housing to my residence.

.....

I realize if the housing approached the Butlers, they can take no sides,
And if the butlers said they did nothing, it is not the Professional responsibility of a person in your position to argue.

I just wish i had a video camera, and recorded the 3 maybe 4 weeks of hell they put me under.
I ended up relapsing from a previous mental illness, and this was used as a scape goat to blaim what happened.

As far as i was concerned, i was paying Jims Mowing $500 per year from a pension, to look after the property.
When they were too scared of the Butlers, i took over this responsibility myself.

.....

I would be happy if i was allowed to submit something in my defence to the issue.
I know it would need to be something professional, and what i had in mind is what i presented in court.

It seriously scares me to go to court, and contest Mr Butler and his 5 witnesses, his family, all lying.

.....

Now, i received a RSVP in my letterbox, 3 yrs ago, to m


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