What is a 'nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead 'nigger in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
Why do blacks have white hands and feet?
They were on all fours when God spray painted them!
Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
They're easier to spot!
How do you keep a 'nigger from going out?
Pour more gas on him!
What's wrong with four 'niggers in a cadillac going off a cliff?
A cadillac seats five!
A 'nigger and a 'spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The 'spic, the 'nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
How do you keep 'niggers out of your back yard?
Hang one in your front yard!